I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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