States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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