is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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