THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
True strength comes from lack of pants
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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