She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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