We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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