So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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