Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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