Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
