My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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