I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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