He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying