is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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