i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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