Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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