You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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