Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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