I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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