There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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