i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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