Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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