Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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