just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
