the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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