Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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