if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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