What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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