question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think i have herpe
just one?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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