Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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