It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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