nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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