he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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