party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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