I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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