he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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