I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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