Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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