I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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