..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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