Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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