Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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