Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She bit a glass in half.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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