HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
