So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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