Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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