If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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