Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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