i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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