If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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