why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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