alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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