Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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