Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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