you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I believe in your delicious
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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